Debatemne: Thai-Dk Din debat side :: Hvad laver du lige nu?

Oprettet af rinpoche d. 09-11-2012 14:23
#216

Vanilla skrev:
Nogle kan noejes, andre kan kun se det sjove i Bl.a. PingPong show, saadan er vi saa forksellige Kent.

Jeg havde nu en sjov og hyggelig tur i aftes.


PingPong show i Hua Hin?

Look no further:

http://teakdoor.c...beach.html

Slap does battle with Hua Hin beach tout

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello Sir. This my horse, him name Ping Pong.

Good for you. Now if you'll excuse me I have some urgent business to take care of as far away from you as possible.

But Sir, Ping Pong he very good horse.

Yes, I'm sure he is. Now kindly get the fucker out of my face so I can continue my journey to some place where you aren't.

Sir, please...wait. For you, Ping Pong have special price! Normally Ping Pong 400 baht, but for you Ping Pong just 300 baht!

Why's that then? Why are you giving me a special price? Are you sure it's a special price or is this just part of your ill thought out marketing strategy which reeks of 'deceptive peasant'. In fact, isn't 300 baht for a ride on a horse a bit steep? You don't need to put petrol in the fucking thing do you.

Ahh yes, but Ping Pong he very good horse.

Yes, you've already mentioned that. And whilst it has been unequivocally established that Ping Pong is indeed a 'good horse', I still maintain my initial stance on the matter. We shall not, repeat not, be utilizing Ping Pong today or indeed any other fucking day. The reasons for this are because a) Ping Pong is essentially being abused b) You smell quite potently of alcohol and c) I generally just don't like you very much.

But Sir, pleeeeeeeease! Ping Pong, he gooooood horse!

No, and stop following me. We are beginning to create a scene here and I'd like to retain a smidgen of decorum, if you please.

But, Sir. Ping Pong..

IS A VERY GOOD FUCKING HORSE?

Yes, He very good.

With this, the kids then started booing for a go on that bastard Ping Pong.

And trundled off into the sunset, leaving me to sulk in the surf.



i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/scribble_photo/IMG_5202.jpg